Ok, we’ve done the gushy 8 ways to share the love this Valentine’s Day but what about if you don’t have a Valentine? What if you don’t want one? Or what if you think it’s a commercialised holiday and want nothing more to do with it?
Well…
We have just the thing…
Sculpt your own Girlfriend/Boyfriend, £9.99, Present Finder
Creepy? We think not, create your perfect partner who will do exactly what you want.
Love Rat, £6.00, Urban Outfitters
Don’t worry, this little fella won’t go breaking your heart.
Dating site Anti Valentine’s card, £3.00
Don’t want them, tell them with a card, it will be much less of a blow…
Voodoo Ex-lover dolls, £6.99, I wantoneofthose.com
For the rejected lovers and the women scorned, recover from the heartache with this Voodoo Doll made specifically for the ex lover.
Boyfriend arm pillow, £14.55, Amazon
Forever alone? Invest in your own squishy man to keep you warm on those lonely nights.
